New Yorker currently living in India, doing pro-bono work as a doctor.

I enjoy long, romantic walks to my fridge.

I'm not really good at this whole "sell myself to you in 500 words or less" thing, but here, I guess:

My mind's stuck in the gutter, with no hope of ever getting out.

I'm (a):
Doctor aspiring to be a neurosurgeon.
Professional procrastinator.
Grammatically correct.
Painfully sarcastic.
Surprisingly bad at "About me"s.
ENTP/ENFP
Most likely Slytherin

Here are a list of reviews about me:

"Biggest mistake I ever made" - both my parents
"My number 1 regret" - my friends (on becoming my friend)
"Why" - most people when I speak

Any horror movie buffs, or writers, it'd be great to meet some like-minded people. But you should message even if you aren't either of two aforementioned things!

I'm in the middle of writing a few different projects at the moment.

I'd really like to be a polyglot, since I'm really fascinated with languages.

I have a "30 before 30" concept going on. I'd like to learn 30 languages before I turn 30. That's likely not going to happen though. At my current rate, however, I should complete 20 languages by the time I reach 30.

- Schoolin' fools on the bball court: Sports in general

- Makin' peoples' ears bleed with my shrill-ass voice: Music

- Staring at pieces of dead wood and hallucinating vividly:  Reading

- Hoping what I cooked doesn't kill me: Culinary talents

- Playing dead for 4 hours each night: Sleeping



Writing.

Eating

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Eating

Open to everything except country.

Screamo scares me a little too.

If you're on my profile and don't know what to say, just tell me the last song that played on your playlist.

The Truman Show
The Lion King
Pursuit of Happyness
Catch Me If You Can [anything Leo]
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Logan
The Dark Knight

Supernatural
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Impractical Jokers
Child Genius
Ghost Hunters
BoJack Horseman
Breaking Bad
Patriot Act
Atypical
Sex Education
etc, etc, etc

Fahrenheit 451
The Book Thief
5 People You Meet in Heaven

I'm not really able to read as much as I used to, due to increased workload and being overall busy: If there's a book you like at all though, please tell me, I'll definitely make some time to read it!

- Expectation is the root of all heartbreak. (Shakespeare)

- All the good stuff is just outside your comfort zone. (Jack Canfield)

- Every experience, no matter how bad it seems, holds within it a blessing of some kind. The goal is to find it. (Buddha)

- Every saint has a past. Every sinner has a future.

- So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn’t know, but you won’t try the new shrimp taco from Taco Bell?

- Now, now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire, on his deathbed, when asked by a priest to renounce Satan.

- Not all men are assholes. Some are dead.