I'm assuming I have to write something appealing about myself, in order for me to stand out within the hundreds of individuals on this site. I can't say I could interest most people but I shall give this a go.

Disclaimer: Most of the messages I’ve been receiving is pretty much commenting on the length of my profile & that it’s a quite the read. If that doesn’t really say much about myself, I’m not sure what will. So if your eyes cannot handle the size 11(?) font that embody facts about my mundane self, maybe it's best to skip- save us both while you still can. But you may be missing out on meeting such an interesting person (shameless advertising).

I’ll lay down the basics- I’m currently a university student from the land down under (no, I am not hinting some sexual innuendo phrase as some of you have been asking), otherwise known as Australia. I'm not good at math or numbers and yet I'm pursuing a degree that heavily revolves around it. Can you guess? I'll give you a hint: it involves a whole crap load of analytical thinking.  To put things in perspective, I'm a self-aware being with an imaginative yet disquietude mind. My research interests are broad and developing, they currently include effects of communication technologies, more so in the entertainment business, and its portrayal to society. I hold an innate infatuation over the art of cinematography/photography and self-destructive novels. Boundless love for days filled with sleep-ins, good food and a killer mixtape jamming for good ambience. Part of me wants to spare you the details. Part of me wants to tell you everything.

I live for good conversation because I believe communication is key between individuals.  Which, however, contradicts my next point. Personally, I do admit that my introverted personality can sometimes take a toll. An ambivert would best be suitable to describe my human nature. Meet me in person and I'll probably be that one person who is as quiet as a cotton ball. Yeah, exactly. But no need to fret, I'm from the internet, so I'll save you from the awkwardness. 

I've been told by an abundance of people that my attitude can come off as odd, quite zany, in fact. I take that as a blessing as I don't really like to be one with the crowd (but not in all aspects). If I somehow come off as sarcastic, don't take as an offence, that's just me. I don't think I need to apologise in advance as I've warned you. So hopefully you are reading this, dear stranger.

Curious with anything else? Just message me. 

Oh, that's simple! A matte-black Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4, a one-way plane ticket around the world and of course, for you to fabricate my universities official documents so that I can accomplish the best possible GPA score one can achieve. No, I'm just kidding. But if you can, that'll be great!

After much thought, I decided to put myself out there (no, not entirely) on the internet in the hopes of meeting new people around the globe. I'm an open-minded person so I'm more than willing to hold up a conversation with anyone. However, of course, there are a few exceptions. I'm automatically drawn to eloquent individuals and enjoy reading lengthy messages. There's nothing more thrilling than noticing those little, crimson characters indicating that you've received a new message but it sucks when that thrill hits an all time low, when you're welcomed with an oh-so inviting "hey" from that one stranger trying to catfish the crap out of you. Yes, I'm talking about you Adonis (if that's even your real name) from Ghana. Not cool, man.

Not demanding for a 1000 word essay but It'll be nice if there was a little more to a 'hey' or 'how are you' though...small talk just isn't my forte. But with that being said, quality rather than quantity. Tell me something interesting. I want to hear what you do, what you ate for breakfast and the last time you heard your dog fart.

If your cool enough, I'm willing to exchange social media accounts & even my name (ha). If you also happened to notice my grammatical error, I'm sure we're already off to a great start.

My replies may not be as instant as 2-minute noodles, but I'll eventually get back to you*

In the meantime, I cannot invest my time to teach you English as a full-fledged course. If you have certain phrases or sentences that need translating, that’s fine by me. Australian slang, I can teach. Curse words in different languages- Holla at me.

My hobbies & interest are broad and developing. I don’t want to sugarcoat my life and impress you with flamboyant BS because I honestly think I’m a simple person. I’m somewhat of a homebody & at times enjoy being in solitude. But with that being said, don’t picture me bedridden with a bag of doritos in one hand and the other tightly gripping a body pillow as I sip some mountain dew from my curly straw. I like to make use of my time. I have friends. A collective force who motivate (or force) me to step out of the house. I like my plans organised and set out but they’re teaching me to be spontaneous.

I like music. It takes up a good portion of my lifestyle. I’m currently leeching off my friends Spotify premium account. I play a few instruments- piano (a rite of passage for every Asian kid), bass guitar (self-taught and still learning) and the triangle (I’m still having difficulty!)

I get a high when I see perfectly set out architectural buildings and design. I enjoying eating and like to believe I’m a chef (self-proclaimed, of course). I enjoy photography and like to take pictures. Whether if it’s of myself (selfieEEezzzzz), other people, what I eat, whatever it is I always have a camera in my bag. I want to say I enjoy brunch dates but most of the time I’m having trouble getting up from bed.

I watch films and analyse its cinematography. It gives me a high. Again, I am leeching off my friend’s netflix account and yes, it is that same person. I admire minimalism in fashion, art & lifestyle. I pay close attention to what I wear as I admit, whatever I wear will basically reflect my mood of the day. I-I enjoy A-ASMR (Notice the stutter? Yeah, it's a guilty pleasure ha) I have a talent for binge watching a tv series. Impersonate Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder (F*ck I'm going to hell). Talks like Boomhauer for fun.

Far too many to list which contradicts everything else I've written so far. I listen to a vast range of music/artists & don't really limit myself.

But please, I don't just impersonate, I listen to both Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder.

I have an array of favourite movies. No specific genre or time period, I tend to love it all. A few notable movies:

☻ Cinema Paradiso (1988), Midnight in Paris (2011), A man and woman/남과 여 (2016), V for Vendetta (2005), Black Book (2006), La Boum (1980), The Dreamers (2003), Stalker (1979), Y Tu Mamá También (2001), The Intouchables (2011), A Clockwork Orange (1971), Collateral (2004), Blood Diamond (2006), The Eccentrics/Sherekilebi (1973), Malèna (2000), The Pianist (2002), Let the Right one In (2008), Fight Club (1999), Pulp Fiction (1994) In the Mood for Love (2000), The Cube (1997), The Flowers of War (2011), Inglorious Bastards (2009) etc.

I tend to have a soft spot and explore a whole heap of World Cinema. But unfortunately, my eyes have been cursed from A Serbian Film.

Nonetheless, recommend me movies from your Country!