It's me again. I sent a message the other week and was just checking to see if posted anything new on your profile. Of course, being Harold Groan sets that task at a very high bar. Hope all is well with you, Penny, and your family.

Hope you and your family have been keeping well. I'm hardly ever on Interpals, but when I am, I always think of you and the fun of exchanging silly (er, I mean remarkably insightful) wall comments with you and messages as well. All the best. Maybe write sometime?

Hope all is well with you. Would love to hear from you sometime. I miss your stunning messages. ;-)

It's been years since we last exchanged messages. I'd love to hear how you're doing. Hope you've been keeping well. Life is good for me at the moment. :-)

I goofed up that last post. Let me try again... Don't you realize that Interpals is just not the same without your eminence and the perfection of your humble self?

Hello Groaninator--Where have you been? Don't you realize that Interpals is just not the same without your the eminence and perfection your humble self?

Worry not graceful Groaninator. My nostril flaring is hardly visible to the untrained eye. Due to a rare genetic malady, it is sometimes only detectable through time-lapse photography in another dimension of the universe. I would have thumped the ground thrice plus one in my youth as a quadruped, but now thump twice to celebrate my gleeful adult bipedalness.
P.S. Mysteriously, the pins you stuck in my effigy have decreased my allergies and improved my cell phone reception.

No, your Groaniness....'tis I who need to be forgiven for my incredibly obvious ignorance about saucey generic terms. I can hardly contain my excitement about being endowed with this important information. My nostrils are flaring with imagined anticipation about "a bouquet, wrapped in a gesture...with a whiff of attiitude!"

I am somewhat baffled by the reference to dilithium sauce. I would have thought, given the Groan's country of residence, that HP sauce would be the sauce of choice with hyperbole. Of course the press will be there. Where else would they be on such an auspicious occasion?

I am swooning near the edge of ecstasy on my scorched knees and my neurons are freshly aflutter just thinking about the possibility of a profile revisit from the eminent Groan.