In my opinion, tonight’s display was better than the one in May. I could actually see red with my eye rather than just shimmering silver columns.

What’s with the center part haircut so many people have now? It makes you look, at best, like a 1990s sleazy boy band member. At worst, like a 1990s horror movie school bully.

The protests in Georgia are so funny. The country has a massive unemployment rate; it has massive energy costs; it has massive food prices. Because of all the russian draft dodgers it has a massive increase in population. So what do the middle class “intellectuals” turn out to protest? Of course, NGOs and media outlets having to show their funding. Apparently, that’s a much more important issue than their starving and unemployed compatriots.

Dear man that followed my mother into the restroom earlier.

You are not a woman.