Hello there. I wish I could type something totally unique and interesting here but due to the perpetually boring person I am, the following will have to do...

First of all, I am American, born and raised here (yikes!). The only interesting place I've lived in has been in New Zealand, from 2018 to 2025. If anyone has any questions about my experience living in NZ, feel free to message me.

According to the directions, I have to talk about my interests, hobbies, likes, and dislikes. What am I interested in? Honestly, this always feels like when I was a kid and it was the first day of school. Everyone had to stand, state their name and state something about themselves and then BAM! You forget who you even are. Okay, so my top interest is food. And I'm no chef or food connoisseur. I just like to eat, like all good Americans do so I guess that's nothing special...Okay, so going on...My hobbies include making false promises to myself that I don't actually intend on keeping, like "That's it, I'm going to start jogging ever morning from now on, like I'm so serious this time. I'm not even playing!". Hmmm...My likes, hmmm, I like tranquility and quietness. I like being in bed by 9PM. I like going to the beach but only dipping my toes in because I've seen Jaws one too many times. I like to try new things, but ones that don't include terrifying heights. My dislikes include cold weather, people that state their opinions as facts, vacuuming, onions and cilantro on my tacos.
I'd say I'm a pretty open-minded person (that's not an invitation to say freaky stuff to me) and I try to understand and educate myself on other ways of life.

As you can tell, I am a rambler. I ramble and ramble and ramble. Anyway, I would like to make friends from all over the world. I do prefer female. I'm open meeting to folks from any background and walks of life. I think I've probably said too much by now so I will end it here. But I will know you read my whole text if you give me the code words "piggy cat". Then I will highly appreciate you having taken the time to read it all.

:D

Please don't take my friendliness as flirtatious behavior. I am married and am not seeking a 2nd husband. One is truly enough.

Reading. True crime stuff. Eating.

I really enjoy classic rock.

If you haven't watched Hunt for The Wilderpeople, you should. It's amazing and wholesome.

Bob's Burgers
What Lies in the Dark Shadows
Schitt's Creek
Physical 100

Pride and Prejudice
Jane Eyre
Anything Stephen King