Lover of a good thriller, history, and psychology, because nothing says fun like analyzing criminal minds while enjoying a mystery. You’ll find me socialising with friends outdoors, whether on the beach or in the mountains,

When I’m not reading or exploring landscapes, I like to give old furniture a second life: a little paint here, a little update there, and voilà.

A heads-up to those with cryptocurrency pitches, miracle investments, or any shady business proposals: thanks, but I’m happy with what I’ve got, I don’t need any of that kind.

And please, if we exchange messages, show me your face, not a stunning holiday landscape or adorable photos of your cat or dog (which I also appreciate, but let’s not confuse things). Oh, and if your photo isn’t really you… I’ll spot it quickly and let you know, because I’m not easily fooled. So if you’re going to try, at least put in some effort and don’t waste my time or yours. Thanks.

To all the scammers out there: All those “dear,” “my love,” “babe,” "angel" and “you’re the most beautiful woman on earth” lines, none of that is going to sway me, so please don’t even try if your real goal is to ask for money. I can spot a scam from a mile away, and the sweeter you get, the more convinced I am that a money request will follow. Just for the record, I check everything and notice even the smallest details when I get suspicious. That doesn’t mean I have a cold heart or that I don’t trust people, just that I’ve learned a few things with experience.

If this is the first time we’re talking, please don’t ask for my WhatsApp number or for more photos, I won’t give them out, no matter what excuse you have. I’m pretty pragmatic, and I’d rather not have to block or delete your number later, it’s just a waste of time. If you keep insisting, I’ll simply stop talking to you—not because I’m rude, but because I think things only need to be said once.

Talk of the devil